jaggednoodles.com, which has approximately six readers. I am thankful to the Blasian Narrative for allowing me to be one of the Narrators, a title that I shall try my best not to besmudge. Since I am incredibly averse to having my picture on the internet, here is an image of a dolphin. Dolphins are wondrous creatures. If you are wondering what I look like, try to imagine a cross between John Cho and Steve Buscemi.