That's right, Twisters; let the countdown begin (damn...didn't I just write something like this????)
ABC Family's triumph-turned-train wreck returns next month, and here's hoping the new writers on Twisted learned a little sumpin' sumpin' from the old writers...as in what the hell not to do.
So Twisters, speak up. We need to let ABC Family know we have certain needs and requirements which need to be met if they want viewers like us to continue giving a shit about this show.
Bring The Jo Factor down a notch. Less viewing through the
Do some damage control with "the sex tape". Clarify that the creepy white dude simply filmed two kids making out and minding their own business, and then show some punishment.
Stop using Asians as white-obsessed comical fodder. Give Principal Tang his balls back; show him rededicating himself to his family, and show Jana growing up out of her idiotic crush on Teutonic boy.
Bring back Dacey. STAT. Don't really think I need to explain that one.
Rico and Sarita are not a couple of Madonnas. Give them last names.
Give us a fucking plot and a body count. By episode five I was only watching the show for Dacey because there wasn't much else going on.
Give us Dark Danny. I need to see "the Socio" break some bones, choke somebody, stab somebody - somethin'. I'm not a fan of Angsty Danny. I want a dose of Demon Danny.
...What about y'all?